Life and Times of a Nigga Called Da Muhs

I was at the grocery store gas station and a lady on the opposite pump from me came up to me and just started talking about her experience with the negative attendant. She was basically saying that so many people just have negative attitudes so thats why she tries to stay positive when dealing with them. She went on to describe several different situations dealing with negative people. I chimed in here and there but for the most part she did all the talking. Not only that, but she was a rambler. She would mention something and add meaningless extra details while staying on topic. She kept going on and on, but it's fine. I'm a listener. I just got off work and was in the middle of some errands, but was in no rush and wasn't bothered. She was nice, but just needed to get some stuff off her chest. Anyways, I thought it was funny because I seem to attract ramblers. In all my relationships with females, they have been ramblers, but in slightly different ways. They all can talk a...

I've been working at the Las Vegas airport for the last few months. It's a project where they are installing bollards onto the sidewalk. The bollards are cylindrical structures which are lined up along the road to prevent vehicles from encroaching on the sidewalk. They placed them along "The Strip" recently and decided it was a good idea to place at airport. Anyways that's not the point of this. So the work is  in front of the terminal but we have to park down the hill in a closed off area near the airport employee parking lot. So I was sitting in my car writing up my report (or just getting some AC, either way) and a flight attendant (I think) walked by (I see a lot of people dressed up walking by and I think they're flight attendants and pilots, and they always have luggage so I'm pretty sure that's what they are). She was a young attractive white lady and she walked past my car toward the terminal. A little later I see her come back toward my car an...