Life and Times of a Nigga Called Da Muhs

When I lived in Greenville, I used to listen to a conservative radio station (WORD) and I would sometimes tune in to the Bob McLain Show that would play in the afternoon while I worked. He's a typical conservative host trying to mimic Rush Limbaugh and was anti-Islam and such. I cant stand most political commentators because they're always so biased and they have to back their candidates on every issue no matter what it is. It's funny because i remember on Fridays his intro music was "I Dont Wanna Work", some old fun, silly song that he would sing along with. But during election season the guy who sings the song had a concert and made a comment that he didnt want Trump supporters to come. Bob McLain was upset by this and decided to not play that song anymore because of it. I thought that was hilarious. Anyway, back in 2014 I was listening to his show and he was talking about Islam and the Quran and how the religion promotes terrorism. I dont remember what exactly...

A few weeks ago I was pulled over right after dropping the girls off at school. I was heading to work, but right before I got out the school zone I see flashing lights from a motorcycle cop. I wasnt even going that fast and I was behind another vehicle going at their pace. When I pulled over I was thinking I should take my phone out and start recording like a first amendment auditor. He told me I was going "21 in a 15" which is so stupid. Like, come on, thats not even that fast, idiot. I should have been like "am I being detained? What crime do you suspect me of committing? Do you have reasonable articulable suspicion?" He asked for ID and registration and I gave it to him like a good boy. I should have got into nigger mode and argued with him and pulled the race card. "Why didnt you pull the other car over? Is it cuz I'm black?" Maybe I should have pulled off and got into a high speed chase. That would be cool. Anyways, sure enough I got a written war...