Door-to-Door Queer

Last night some queer came to my door trying to get me to buy subscriptions to some magazines so he can earn points to win a trip to Italy. Maybe he wasn't gay but he was hyped up trying to convince me to help him out. He was like "Guess how much points I need", "Guess how much points I have", "Guess what place I'm in". I'm like "I don't know". He tells me he's in first place. Good for you. He handed me this brochure with a list of titles. I told him I'm not interested and hand it back to him. He tells me I'm messing with my points or something like that and hands it back to me. He started putting me down for some subscriptions because he asked if I like sports and I guess he put me down for a sports one then told me to pick another title. I kept telling him I'm not interested, but he kept insisting I sign up. He kept trying to guilt me by saying things like "You don't want me to go to Italy?". Well, nigga, no I don't care about you going to Italy. I can't afford to go to Italy, so why should I care if you go or not. Go away. He finally gave up and asked if I can help out with some money. I told him no. Then he asked if I knew any cool neighbors that might want to help him out and again I told him no. Geez he was annoying. Maybe I would help out if you were less obnoxious. I know it's not easy for him to go door-to-door so he has to bring an upbeat personality to try to win people over, then probably goes home and cries and tries to figure out what to do with his life after being rejected so many times. I actually had someone else try the same exact thing when I was in South Carolina. I think I actually gave him some money, but I know they need to sell subscriptions to actually get their points or whatever. They were both black and seemed to be college-aged. I don't know if they were actually in college or not. Do something else with your life, guys. Nobody likes to be bothered by door-to-door queers.

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